Scully and her ‘NO MULDER IT’S NOT ALIENS’ reaction face…
"I’m going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put them waaay up inside your butthole, Morty."
another idiot “fan”
"Yes, please let me spend $300 on a jersey that I can then throw on the ice."
When Mike Komisarek left the Habs and signed on with the Leafs, I saw numerous photos/videos of Habs fans burning Komisarek jerseys.
I rolled my eyes then and I’m rolling my eyes now. I have no patience for fair-weather fans.
If any angry Leafs “fans” want to throw out their jerseys - can you please do it somewhere near me (especially if you wear an XL)? The only jersey I own is 15 years old and it’s pretty beat up. I could use a new one.
Friendly reminder that you can buy sweets called “Ärsche mit Ohren” in germany, which is literally translated with “asses with ears”
sci-fi episodes i want:
- ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign
- firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.
- unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.
- universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures
- viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers
- space gps tells us to take a right where we should take a left. plucky recent academy grad on the graveyard shift realizes that this would take us into the sun and makes the course correction. ship’s computer advises her for two hours to make a u-turn when it is safe to do so
I feel like all of these things could have easily happened on Hyperdrive… or maybe Red Dwarf.
- Oooh, clever.
- Life-size human skull replicas are available on Amazon with Prime shipping? How did I not know that already?! I need one of these to hold my makeup brushes.
I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?
Things got really spoopy today at my library.
HE FORGOT HIS LIBRARY CARD AND PASSWORD!
sooo i did this yesterday
…..What the fuck is wrong with you?
I DONT GIVE A FUCK, I WANT IT
My chest hurts
this is death
my heart is actually hurting
Don’t know if disgusted.